MADONNA's toyboy JESUS LUZ has signed a record deal - and will release a single by the summer.
I'd like to say he managed to secure the contract all on his own thanks to his amazing talents.
But the almighty herself put in more than a word.
The Queen Of Pop used all her might and muscle to get the model - who flaunted his own muscle on the beach in Rio de Janeiro yesterday - signed up by her former label Warners.
The Brazilian's first single We Came From Light will be issued in the first half of May.
Protective Madge had to make some uncharacteristic concessions to secure its release.
She rarely gives permission for any of her iconic back catalogue to be used in adverts.
But in order to get execs to sign up her fella, she relented and classics Vogue and Like A Prayer have been licensed for a major advertising campaign Stateside.
A source said: "Madonna was determined to give Jesus all the help she can.
"She holds a lot of sway at Warners, where she had a deal until very recently. But getting him on the books wasn't completely plain-sailing.
"There was a little give and take between her and execs, but a compromise was eventually settled upon." Jesus has a two-single deal, with the label allowed first refusal on an album as well.
An initial version of the club track featured vocals from her Madgesty herself, but that's unlikely to get a full release.
It's more likely to feature as a B-side or on a remix.
Generous Madonna has also been covering all of Jesus's expenses, including his hefty studio costs.
And she been calling on other old pals, including legendary remixer VICTOR CALDERONE.
The dance music heavyweight has had a long association with Madonna, retooling much of her back catalogue, such as Frozen and American Pie.
And he's been busy toying around with Jesus's tracks.
The source added: "Madonna really wants Jesus's career to take off.
"She's been going through her Filofax and putting him in contact with as many of her influential pals as she can.
"She's worked with Victor for a very long time and he understands just what she likes.
"Having him rejig Jesus's tracks will give them a cool cachet which is essential to building a clubland buzz."
Friends in high places, eh?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2867743/Madonna-secures-record-contract-for-boyfriend-Jesus.html#comment-rigJá não basta ter uma farsa musical no mundo, agora teremos 2. E que título mais tosco...We came from the light, na certa é alguma letrinha babaca falando da Cabala, do quanto esse lixo de seita ilumina as pessoas. Resta saber se o pedreiro CUrioca vai usar e abusar de auto tune, retoques digitais, copiar talento/idéias/trabalhos alheios como sua mãmãe cafetoNNa costuma fazer.